Tired of today's nonsense and hankerin' for some common sense instead? Here's a calendar for y'all. Each full-color page of the "Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit! And Other Country Sayings 2012 Mini Day-to-Day Calendar" presents a nugget of country wisdom or some good-natured ribbin' of those folks whose wheels are still turnin' long after the hamster is dead. The calendar also includes an easel for display on a counter or desk and magnets for attaching to a metal surface.