"What happened when two silkworms had a race? It ended in a tie." The calendar for jokesters and the family comedian, 365 Jokes, Puns & A Few Riddles offers day after day of laughs: one-liners, witty observations, groaners, silly stories, and more. Includes At the Pearly Gates (St. Peter jokes), Laughter Is the Best Medicine (doctor jokes), and Battle of the Sexes (marriage jokes). Plus quotes and zingers from famous funny people, knock-knocks, a guy walks into a bar jokes, and Very Punny jokes: "What does the Dentist of the Year get? A little plaque. "Da-dum!