The Ancient Australian Art of Genital Origami has been handed down from generation to generation of men. It is used to promote happiness and laughter, and this book shows you how to do it with step-by-step instructions. Show your friends your penis 'Hamburger', offer them a ride on your willy 'Skateboard', tell the time with your cock 'Wristwatch' and show off all manner of animals - including the Loch Ness Monster!

Table of Contents

Introduction by Kathy Lette; A Message from the Grandmaster; Introducing the Grasshoppers; History of the Puppetry of the Penis; Tools of the Trade; Tips for Dick-Trickers; Helpful Hints; Warm-up Tricks; The Tricks: Woman, Umbilical Cord; Bulldog; Swollen Thumb; Wedding Ring; Wristwatch; Brain; Eye; Eiffel Tower; Boomerang; Windsurfer; Baby Bird; Turtle; Hairy Tongue; Pelican; Uluru (Ayer's Rock); Atomic Mushroom; Snail; Joey in the Pouch; Hot Dog; Southern Fried Chicken; Hamburger; Emu; Other Woman; Loch Ness Monster; Skateboard.

About the Author

Simon Morley is thirty-four and has worked for many years as a comedy promoter. David 'Friendy' Friend is thirty-one and studied computing at Southern Cross University. They met in a pub, when David approached Simon and said, 'I believe you can do dick tricks.' They both originate from Melbourne, Australia.

Reviews

" I didn't know men's genitals could be so thrilling without a vat of wine and disco lighting." -- Graham Norton
" Does my quote look big on this?" -- Kathy Lette