Here's a terrific calendar for that very special teacher. Each daily page of the "Teachers: Jokes Quotes and Anecdotes 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar" features colorful art and an inspirational quote, valuable tip, or a running gag like one of these: Things I've Learned from Children, The Best Part of This Teacher's Day, Academic Anagrams, Jokes for the Lunch Lady, and Edlets: New Words for Educators. So "telesubbies" are substitute teachers who only show videos, and a "bookstache" is the facial hair added by students to every portrait in American history textbooks. Who knew?