Table of Contents

Preface 7 1. Scots and the 'Grim Reaper' 9 2. Introducing 'Dead Jammy' Stewart 15 3. The Players in 'Dead Jammy' 17 Dead Funnies 20 4. 'Dead Jammy' and the Mafia 28 Dead Funnies 36 5. 'Dead Jammy' and the two wives 42 Dead Funnies 47 6. 'Dead Jammy' and the new employee 54 Dead Funnies 59 7. 'Dead Jammy' and the traffic warden 65 Dead Funnies 69 8. 'Dead Jammy' and the funeral tea 75 Dead Funnies 80 9. 'Dead Jammy' and the body in the cemetery 86 Dead Funnies 89 Final thought 96

About the Author

Allan Morrison lives in Greenock, Scotland and has become one of the country's bestselling authors with 'Haud Yer Wheesht!', 'Oor Wee School Wis A Rare Wee School!', 'Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff A Bus!', 'Lies and Truths My Mother Telt Me!', 'See You Jimmy', Laugh Scotland!, 'Cummoangetaff!' and 'Away an' Ask Your Mother!'.