About the Author
With a lethal (and improbably likeable) mix of wit and sarcasm Greg
Fitzsimmons has achieved success as a stand-up, Emmy Award winning
writer/producer and Radio/TV host. A regular with David Letterman,
Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, and Jay Leno, Greg has made more than
fifty visits to "The Howard Stern Show" and hosts his own weekly
radio show on Sirius XM's "Howard 101." His bi-weekly podcast
"FITZDOGRADIO" is one of the most downloaded on iTunes.
"Greg Fitzsimmons is as funny as he is f*%ed up. And he is VERY
"Greg Fitzsimmons thinks he's one of the greatest comedic minds of
our generation; and in the case of this book, he's right."
--Adam Carolla, comedian
"Greg Fitzsimmons was the first comic to ever give me unwanted
advice. I thought he was a jerk. I was wrong. Not only is he a
great guy, he is also one of the best storytellers I have ever
heard. I look forward to someone reading this book to me."
"I've often wondered what it was that made Greg Fitzsimmons so
funny. And so filled with non-specific rage. Now I know, and you
--Andy Richter, National Treasure
"Jewish guilt is well-known because Jews are loud and free to
express themselves. Catholic guilt, however, is fucking bottomless.
Irish to the core, despite himself, this bottomlessness oozes from
Greg Fitzsimmons' every pore and it's raw, honest, and hilarious.
This portrait of one comic's life is funny, hard, and true."
--Sarah Silverman, comedienne and "New York Times" bestselling
author of "The Bedwetter"