A commuting compendium for the bored and desperate
Jon Swan has written many humour books, including the bestselling Man Walks Into a Bar. When he's not writing, there's nothing he enjoys more than packed trains, rail replacement bus services and chock-a-block traffic jams.
The train now arriving on platform one is on fire. Passengers are
advised not to board this train. * Bournemouth train station *
We are sorry to announce the cancellation of the 8.16 to Bedford. This is due to slippery rain * Thameslink *
A Wallaby on the line between Huddersfield and Stalybridge is causing delays * National Rail *