Table of Contents

* Why Write When You Can Telegraph Your Punches? * Who Needs Money? (We Did) * Home Is Where You Hang Your Head * Out on a Limb of My Family Tree * My Youthand You Can Have It * Have Nothing, Will Travel * The First Act Is the Hardest * A Wandring Minstrel, I * A Slight Case of Auto-eroticism * Tank Towns, Ptomaine and Tomfoolery * A Homey Essay on Housemanship * Some Clowning that Wasnt in the Act * Out of Our Little Minds and into the Big Time * Rich Is Better * How I Starred in the Follies of 1929 * White Nights, Why Are You Blue? * Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch House * They Call It the Golden State * Inside Hollywood * The Patients Dilemma * Why Do They Call It Love When They Mean Sex? * Melinda and Me * My Personal Decathlon * Yo Heave Ho, and over the Rail * Go Fish * Foot in Mouth Disease * What Price Pumpernickel * You Bet My Life

About the Author

As a member of the Marx Brothers, Julius (1895-1977), a.k.a. Groucho, enjoyed a sensational career on Broadway and in Hollywood with such comedy classics as Animal Crackers, Duck Soup, and A Night at the Opera. His solo career included work as a film actor, television game show emcee, and author of Groucho & Me, his autobiography.