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Notes to the Asshole Boyfriend

A Sweary, Coloring Book for Adults Featuring 30 Outrageous Phrases Insults and Curses This book is not only the ideal present to your ex or asshole boyfriend, but also to your boss, friends, family, annoying guy on the street, crazy cat person, random strangers, co-workers, lazy employees and anyone who might cross your path. There's nothing that says Fuck you, Asshole! a well-illustrated and colored page from this book. Take a look why:
  • Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through
  • Each Swear word and phrase look funny and cute, but then you can see the real anger behind them
  • Coloring Pages in this book is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy
Take a look and some irreverent phrases you will find within this book:
  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you.
  • Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
  • It's not your's your taste in music
  • Sorry Dick, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
  • My cat doesn't like you.
  • I'm not lesbian, but after this relationship, I'm working on it.
  • My car headlights are brighter than your future.
  • Remember God loves you. But I don't.
  • Whatever.
  • You are about as useful as a vibrator with no batteries.
  • Your village called, they're missing an idiot.
  • Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
  • Why don't you slip into something more a coma.
  • Do me a favor. Drop dead.
  • Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
  • You're the dick you'll never have.
  • Damn not you again...
  • Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
  • Maybe if you water it, it will grow!
  • I just can't take the bad sex anymore
  • And much more!
This is an adult coloring book. We recommend you keep it away from children, no matter how much they want to pet the cute drawings on the cover. I think you already thought of some asshole who would enjoy this art of yours. Even if you just want to relax, swearing is one of the best ways, along with coloring, so go ahead, get one or two copies and calm yourself the fuck down. TAGS: adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, james alexander, alex o'connell"
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