About the Author

Patty O'Furniture is the pseudonym of Arthur Fellowsnippe-Hopmyrtle, which is in turn the pseudonym of bestselling humour writer Bruno Vincent, co-author (with Jon Butler) of Do Ants Have Arseholes? and 101 other bloody ridiculous questions, as well as the author of A Christmas Carol II: CONTAGION, The Secret Diary of Mario Balotelli and several other titles. Bruno Vincent is the pseudonym of Prof. James Russet, who has been shortlisted for the James Tait Black Memorial Prize on no fewer than three occasions. He has also written under the names Owly 'Owl' McOwlsquirrel Owlington, Sir Ogbert Rowingboat-Upsplatter and Jacques Derrida.