This fun mug comes with a list of funny Chuck Norris facts on the front - a must have for any Chuck Norris fan! Why not give him a laugh over his morning tea/coffee with this quirky mug. The facts: Chuck Norris counted to infinity- twice Chuck Norris' iPhone 4 ALWAYS has full reception Chuck Norris drew a triangle with 4 sides Death once had a near-Chuck experience There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live Chuck Norris can set fire to ants with a magnifying glass. At night. There are only two people who have seen Chuck Norris cry: Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles Chuck Norris doesn't use Twitter. He's already following you Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has dared to ask why There is no such thing as 'night'. Chuck Norris just scares away the sun Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry Chuck Norris once threw some stones in the sand We know them as The Great Pyramids When Chuck Norris does press-ups he doesn't pull himself up, he pushes the Earth down If you spell 'Chuck Norris' in Scrabble, you win. Forever