Now there's a significant part of us that says we won't struggle to sell this little gem to you, dear customer. It's a remote controlled fart machine. It's guaranteed giggles. It's sunshine on a rainy day. It's what keeps you going during a mind numbingly boring trading meeting. Quite simply, it's genius. This classic never fails to raise a titter (which is a curious name for a little laugh, by the way). Use the remote control to activate some worryingly realistic "botty-bugle" sound effects, then embarrass anyone and everyone you know whilst you sit innocently on the other side of the room. What's not to love. With 5 realistic fart sounds, it works up to 15m AND through walls. No really. An extremely technologically advanced, 21st century whoopie cushion. Now you can quite literally put the wind up those around you.