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This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors. Not your average teddy bear! He's the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane's Ted film. This talking plush with moving mouth says some raunchy stuff, including the Thunder Song! Carry the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane's Ted film around with you! This Ted R-Rated 41cm Talking Plush with Moving Mouth will keep you entertained for countless hours. He looks so cute and innocent, but he's really nothing of the sort. In fact, he's quite the raunchy little guy when he starts saying stuff. You'd never expect it from a teddy bear, but that just goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover! You'll love this 41cm , 1:1 scale Ted Plush, even if he talks and says some bawdy clips from Ted.@!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever.... Aha!@!#ing retarded. You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm. "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good!@!#in' face with Pepperidge Farm. Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F@!# you, Thunder! You can suck my d@!#. You can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts (makes fart noise). Oh f@!# that, it's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years; where's my ring, huh. Where's my ring, @!#hole. Where's my ring, mother f@!#er. Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f@!#! C'mon!
This product contains small parts and is a choking hazard so not suitable for children under 3 years old.