About the Author

H. W. Crocker III is the bestselling author of the prize-winning comic novel The Old Limey, the Custer of the West series, and several historical works, including Triumph, The Politically Incorrect Guide to the Civil War, The Politically Incorrect Guide to the British Empire, The Yanks Are Coming!, and Robert E. Lee on Leadership. His journalism has appeared in National Review, the American Spectator, Crisis, the National Catholic Register, the Washington Times, and many other outlets. A native of San Diego and educated in California and England, he is married to a former cheerleader and lives in seclusion in the Deep South.

 

Reviews

"The world has a new hero — actually an old hero reimagined — George Armstrong Custer, in this delightfully funny alternative history that's better, or at least happier, than the real thing." 
 
*WINSTON GROOM, bestselling author of Forrest Gump and El Paso*

"Droll satire, this is the West as it might have been if the Sioux hadn't saved us." 
*STEPHEN COONTS, bestselling author of Flight of the Intruder and Liberty's Last Stand*

"If Custer died for our sins, Armstrong resurrects him for our delight. Not just the funniest book ever written about an Indian massacre, but laugh out loud funny, period. The best historical comic adventure since George MacDonald Fraser's Flashman." 
*PHILLIP JENNINGS, author of Nam-A-Rama and Goodbye Mexico*

"Crocker has created a hilarious hero for the ages. Armstrong rides through the Old West setting right the wrongs, and setting wrong the rights, in a very funny cascade of satire, history, and even patriotism." 
*ROB LONG, Emmy- and Golden Globes-nominated screenwriter and co-executive producer of Cheers*

"I’ve thoroughly enjoyed Harry Crocker’s latest, a satirical alternative history about Michigan’s own George Armstrong Custer, simply and cleverly entitled Armstrong. In Crocker’s world, Custer survived a butchering by Crazy Horse at the Battle of Little Bighorn and has become a Victorian paladin and celebrity, doing everything over the top and then some more beyond the top. Crocker knows his history, so his anti-history is knock-down, pain in the stomach, hilarious." 
*BRADLEY J BIRZER, the Russell Amos Kirk Chair in History at Hillsdale College and author of "In Defense of Andrew Jackson"*

"This is the kind of book young people should want to read, which will challenge them and widen their horizons. It is part history, part humor, part drama, and all-around entertainment." 
*JAMES ROBBINS, author of "Erasing America: Losing Our Future by Destroying Our Past."*

"A good read with a wonderful premise.... It does make one think that George Armstrong Custer was a very good man in command during a horrific battlefield defeat."
*Defense.info*

"If you like learning history while laughing, you'll like this book...marvelous satire." 
*DAVID LIMBAUGH, #1 bestselling author of The True Jesus and The Great Destroyer: Barack Obama's War on the Republic*

"H.W. Crocker has irresistible fun with George Armstrong Custer...a hilarious adventure." 
*The American Spectator*

"The conservative novel of the year... Armstrong is a rollicking work of alternate history that doesn’t sacrifice accurate details or historical nuance for the sake of your entertainment.... Armstrong’s Custer is a hero to love and admire." 
*GRACE HOUGHTON, The Conservative Book Club*

"Crocker’s Custer, a milk-drinking, sharp-shooting master of disguises, takes us on a series of uproarious adventures in the persona of Armstrong.... Armstrong is an extraordinary hero— a military strategist, a courageous fighter and some sort of dog whisperer to boot. He’s also a dashing romantic with a knack for making women swoon....I’ll look forward to finding out where duty calls Armstrong next." 
*The Washington Examiner*

"A good, old-fashioned yarn....There is much to enjoy in Crocker's book."
*AUSTIN RUSE, American Greatness*

"Action-packed and great for laughs... Fathers will love reading this book with their sons.  Patriots will love it, too.... Prepare to delight in American history and heroism, unencumbered by trigger warnings."
*The American Thinker*