Table of Contents

African Handshakes Africa time The Arms Deal 'Babalas' Bergies Boerewors vs Braai Wors Born-frees Braais Car guards Carte Blanche-induced Sunday-night Loser's Complex Crime and corr uption Driving EFF 'Eish' The fracking Karoo The great emigration debate 'Hayibo!' Hipsters 'Ja Well No Fine' 'Kak' Minibus ta xis 'Moer, donner, bliksem' The NeC of the ANC Nkandla Petrol Attendants The race card Robot Hawkers Springbok madness The sw Art gevaar The tokoloshe The Tripartite Alliance Two-tone shirts Vuvuzelas Lulu Xingwana Jacob Zuma - and more -

About the Author

Tim Richman and Stuart Hendricks are the people behind Two Dogs and Mercury books. Between them they have conceptualised, edited, subedited, researched, proofread and/ or handlanged on more than forty books. Tim is the author of the bestselling Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Kak? series (30,000 copies sold). Stuart knows the difference between hip, hipster and hippies, and haw, hayibo and howzit my china - and the secret recipe to Mrs Ball's chutney (maybe).