Table of Contents

Prologue: Back to the Middle Chapter 1: Little Lenny Leswick Chapter 2: 'Dykstra' DNA Chapter 3: The Tiniest Met Chapter 4: Rusty Nails Chapter 5: One for the Road Chapter 6: The Taj Mahal of Carwashes Chapter 7: Cramerica Chapter 8: Jocks & Stocks Chapter 9: Movin' On Up Chapter 10: Nails Never Fails Chapter 11: Painful Dorothy Chapter 12: Living the Dream Chapter 13: Bad Machines Chapter 14: Going, Going, Gone Chapter 15: Family Feud Chapter 16: Lock & Load Chapter 17: Pinch Hitter Chapter 18: Keep Moving the Chains Chapter 19: Miserable Millionaire Chapter 20: Chris the Controller Chapter 21: Greed is Good Chapter 22: Blood in the Streets Chapter 23: Ya Gotta Believe Chapter 24: Hunting the White Whale Chapter 25: Eli Manning is Too Cool for School Chapter 26: Box of Rocks Chapter 27: Yer Out! Chapter 28: Late Season Collapse Chapter 29: Property of Deadbeat Dykstra Chapter 30: Fool on the Hill Chapter 31: Living in Fantasyland Chapter 32: The Barrel-Finder Chapter 33: Outta Here Chapter 34: Lenny and the Jets Chapter 35: Nailed by the Numbers Chapter 36: The Hustler Chapter 37: Bye Bye Bromance Chapter 38: Fallen God Chapter 39: Naughty Nails Chapter 40: Winning Warlocks

About the Author

Christopher Frankie worked side-by-side with Lenny Dykstra as editor of The Players Club, Dykstra's high-end lifestyle and finance magazine, and as Dykstra's primary confidant. Frankie has been a financial journalist for over fifteen years, and has written for Newsday, The Financial Times, and thestreet.com, among others. He lives in New York City.